Friday, August 16, 2013

Anyone For Icecream?

 
This is the sort of unsolicited information you can get from reading the comic section of the Bangkok Post, the sort of information you didn't really want or need. 
 
For the record, this week's run was to be known as The Revenge on Beaver Run, but this was carefully edited out by the Scum chief editor for reasons known only to himself. His abbreviated run misdirections have also been kindly restored to the verbose version by our refurbished linguist, Egghead, and are reprinted here to help you navigate to the runsite.
 
From Tha Kao Saeng intersection take the old Yala Road for 16k and turn right for 3.5k then left just after the big tree at Sai Khao and follow hash signs for 1.7k to the runsite. If you are coming from Hatyai, turn right at the Nam Noi traffic lights and go 12k then turn right just before the big tree for 1.7k... etc
 
Please encourage any Hatyai Hashers to come and help bolster our small contingent of runners expected this week, and if necessary press gang any wayward Farangs or Thais you may find.
 

4 comments:

  1. Yum! Want your beer to taste like ice cream? I'll pee in it for you.

    (And what's with this revenge business? Anyhow it wasn't carefully edited out. Nothing is done carefully on this website.)

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  2. Well it was planned to have a monster run (as you like to call your productions) but it has since been slightly moderated to accommodate the expected smallish pack. And also to allow me to get around before it gets too dark. Nothing personal.

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  3. It makes you wonder who actually discovered that beaver piss would make icecream taste good, and more to the point how did they make this discovery!!

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  4. Probably some German getting kinky. Believe me, we beavers have seen it all.

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