Thursday, September 24, 2015
Songkhla Hash House Harriers run # 1789, Saturday 26th September 2015, 4:30 p.m.
Hares: Crackwurst, Meals on Wheels, Swings and Roundabouts and Ork Dork
Misdirections: From the Ko Yo intersection take the old Hatyai road for 4.6k and turn left for 6k then turn left for about 4.5k to the run site on the right opposite the new ATV track.
Sunday's (September 27th: 4:20'ish) HH3 run is a Sex people affair and directions are something like: From the Ko Yo intersection take the old Hatyai road for 4.6k and turn left for 8k then right (at Wat Keow Kloy into Poonakan) for about 6k then turn right and go about 400 meters to the run site on the left opposite Tungnai school.
Finally, there is a quiz night at the Office Bar on Friday 25th at 8:00 p.m.when the intellectual might of SH3 will be on display again as they attempt to make it 4-in-a-row. Come along and support or better still join another team and help to bring an end to this burdensome record!
Tuesday, September 22, 2015
Sunday, September 20, 2015
The 3k short run was graced by Jannine who, guided round by Raccoon Ass and the returning Kee Ling, didn't get lost, and also by the rare sight of Peppered Pussy breaking into a jog. The pack dispersed slowly after the circle only finally giving up when the beer ran out. Should it be otherwise?
Tuesday, September 15, 2015
So autohare, who was anyhow down to act as technical advisor, will swing seamlessly into action. Details are:
Songkhla Hash House Harriers' run #1788, Saturday 19th September 2015, 4:30 p.m.
Hares: Egghead and Haram
Misdirections: From the Ko Yo intersection take the old Hatyai road for 4.7k and turn left for 4.2k then left for 1.9k, then left for a third time for 400m to the run site in the middle of the white dirt road! If you are coming from Hatyai, get to the Ta Kham crossroads and head North (towards the Old Hatyai road) but turn right after 1.9k and go another 1.9k before turning left for 400m to the run site.
Sunday's HH3 run is in the capable hands of Sex Printer and Sex of the Man and the run site is in the vicinity if Kuan Samroot: from Wat Keow Kloy, take Poonakan for 5k and turn left just before Wat Tungnai then go 2,3k and turn left and follow the road for up to 1.5k to the run site.
Sunday, September 13, 2015
Here's run 1787: about 5.5k with barely 70 meters ascent and a maximum height of 55m. Even with the beer stop the FRB's were home in less than an hour. The short run was 3.5k and apart from the group who missed the paper and rejoined the in trail, most takers made it through the deluge in an hour or less.
Here is roughly speaking what happened:
Here is roughly speaking what happened:
|The non-runner and the short runner.|
|Pussy Rental from PMH3|
|PMH3's GM, Dragon King|
|Co-hares: the GM with Gibbon from PMH3|
|Wet T shirt anyone?|
|Not yet, but it's only a matter of time!|
|Mongolian Fuck Rat feels the effect of his second beer.|
|The girls doin' it together: Peppered Pussy hangs her head in sisterly shame|
|Later, much later.|
Just in case you thought you'd seen enough pictures of Softy and Temp's "leaving" (they're still here! ed) party, here are a few more (and a couple worth repeating!):
On On! to....
|With his better half (more like 3/4!)|
|Separated at birth: the Karaoke Brothers|
|Robocop finds a friend. Sexy Cop is smiling for now; but later....|
|The shy nocturnal beaver: a rare picture of the beast in his natural habitat|
|Justin finds out what it's like to be a woman|
|The GM finds out what it's like to be a woman|
|Palm Job finds out what it's like for Stick Insect to be a woman|
|Conebrain... nuff said!|
Wednesday, September 9, 2015
Songkhla Hash House Harriers' run # 1787, Saturday September 12th 2015, 4:30 p.m.
Hares: Egghead and Gibbon from PMH3
Misdirections: From The Kao Seng intersection take the old Yala road for 11k and turn right at the Ang Thong intersection into the new Yala road for 1.4k to the Tung Jaeng restaurant on the left. (If you are coming from the Ko Yo intersection take the the new Yala road towards the Ang Thong intersection and take the final U turn (just before Ang Thong and go back westwards for about 1.3k)
Sunday's (13th September) HH3 run will be from Kuan Jong: take the old Hatyai road for 4.7k and turn left for 8k then turn right (at Wat Keow Kloy into Poonakan) for 7.5k and turn left into the Ban Nai Rai turning. Follow the road for about 3.5k then turn left and go about 300m to the run site on the right. The hares are rumored to be Sex of the Man and Sex Tour X.
Sunday, September 6, 2015
In your dreams, buddy. The hare is Sex Star so you can assume that there will be no quarter given as we again tackle the eastern flank of Kao Ko Hong from the run site just about accessible by turning left off of the old Hatyai road (right if you are coming from Hatyai itself) about 4k past the Nam Noi traffic lights, between the park and the golf course, recognizable by the presence of the Marlboro car detailing shop at the main road end. Never mind, it should be enough to wipe away any lingering remnants of this morning's hangover as well as sweating off last night's lipstick and false beards.
See y'all there!
The long run was set in it's entirety by virgin hares Hip Hop, Rock & Roll and Long Beach, acccompanied by Softcock & Temporary Relief, with Yardstick along for the walk as advisor.
This was followed by free beers after, and during the run, and lots more free alcohol and food at the restaurant following the circle. I'm sure there will be a lot more said about this in later posts, along with usual collection of nasty photos. Goodbye guys and hurry back.
Wednesday, September 2, 2015
To mark their departure, there will be a special run on Saturday followed by dinner at Ruan Ban Ya, which is the restaurant located beside the Post Office near the Ko Yo intersection, and all the food and booze will be provided by Softy and Temp. The party will be themed "His and Hers" which loosely involves a degree of cross-dressing for the evening.There will be forfeits for anyone not able to demonstrate at least one item of sexually inappropriate attire!
Songkhla Hash House Harriers' run #1786, Saturday, September 5th, 2015, 4:30 p.m.
Hares: Yardstick and Softcock
Misdirections: From the Ko Yo intersection take the new Yala road for 800 meters and turn left for 400m to the runsite on the left.
Following the circle which will take place fairly swiftly after the end of the run, there will be a room available at the nearby Top Club Hotel where anyone wanting to shower and change can do so. Arrival at the restaurant for dinner is recommended at 6:30 for 7 p.m.
Sunday's HH3 run is in the capable hands of the good lord above who no doubt will delegate it to someone suitable like Sex Star in time for an announcement to be made on Saturday. Should details emerge earlier they will be posted here.
Anyway, it was measured by Beaver as 7.28k, had a maximum height of 55m and a total ascent of 92m. A fairly disciplined beer stop at the first road crossing didn't stop the FRB's from whizzing round in just under 1 hr 15 mins and even with a delayed start to allow Stick Insect to get to the run site, we were hoing into the beer well before the moon was due to rise at a quarter to nine.
A small but enthusiastic turnout including the Softy-Temp family for possibly their last full moon run and a good sprinkling of fit young things from Hatyai for whom beer is no longer effective in slowing them down. Masses of food courtesy of Temporary Relief, Handjob, Super Pig and Only a Yolk, beer courtesy of Buk Toy and the beer truck.