Sunday, May 30, 2010

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Is there a theme here somewhere?

1. An interesting erection

2. I'll have two of them!

Friday, May 28, 2010

A big dark lay from Yardo

Unretouched photo of YARDO breaking the totally bogus last false trail, leaving the FRBs stranded in man-eating shiggy.

Here it is in all its glory, Yardstick's extra-long skinny writhing monster of a full moon run. Click to expand!

Wednesday, May 26, 2010


It's that time of the month again when the blood runs.....
cold, the flesh creeps and Yardo© rises from his crypt, howls at the moon and comes out to run with his pack.

And this month, Yardo is appearing in person at the Hatyai Full Moon Hash run which will take place tomorrow night (Thursday May 27th, 7:00 p.m.) at Prem's place (From the Ko Yo intersection take the new Yala road for 800 meters; turn left and go about 1k until you see signs of life, probably at the top of the hill outside the Home of Faith itself). Hare is Inch Dick, Yardo's mild-mannered alter ego.
Usual stuff applies: bring a handlight, some beer and some food to share if you feel that way inclined. Full Moon Special Brew will be on sale at 3 cans for 100 Baht..
AND... the hare suggests you come roughly on time or call someone to let them know you are on your way as this will likely be a surprise A - B run with transport provided from the run site to the A site around about the time we normally start running (7:00 p.m.).

Saturday's SH3 details are:
Songkhla Hash House Harriers run #1512: Saturday May 29th, 4:30 p.m.
Hare: Beavershot
Misdirections: From the Ko Yo intersection take the new Hatyai road for 9k and turn left, then follow the track by the klong to the run site.

Sunday's HH3 run will be set by Sex Printer and as likely as not Toy Boy will join him. The run site is advertised as being in never-before-run-territory: From the Ko Yo intersection take the Old Hatyai road for 4k and turn left for 4+k then turn left at the hash sign and go in about 300meters.
On! On!

Monday, May 24, 2010

Gan Yao's first Singapore Sunday Hash run

did not go to plan, now, I'm used to this (cause I've run with Songkhla and thats' part of the fun) but this was a big time surprise. I drove to one of the reservoirs and saw a goup of hashers milling around a beer wagon. (Thinks .......'Beer wagon this looks OK')

Seemed like a good group of people, the grand master called on on and we trotted towards the nearby treeline, however, a group of 'men in grey' with ID cards hung round their necks leapt in front of us and said 'you cant go in there', when we asked why, their leader shouted 'dont talk to them, take their photographs' and one of his underlings did just that.

The grand master then asked politely what the problem was and we were told that we were not allowed to leave flour or paper in the forest as it upset the ecology, and then this little dickhead insisted that the hares walk around their trail, pick up the paper and WASH ANY FLOUR OFF THE TREES (apparently they mark the trees by pressing flour into the bark).

I could'nt take any more of this and just started to laugh and laugh and laugh. The grand master suggested , with a straight face that all 30 of us could pick up the paper and wash the trees alot faster, especially if we ran round, thus minismising any ecological damage, but the little ponce of a beurocrat saw through this and said it must only be five people.

Apparently some runners had left huge amounts of paper in some forest reserve and this minor official has taken it upon himself to banish the hash. A meeting has been arranged to sort this out and so hopefully the hash wiull be allowed to run in the forest again.

No problem, we ran around the reservoir and retired to the beer truck and Im still laughing and laughing at the idea of hares washing flour off the trees.

On On (if we are allowed to!!)

Gan Yao

Saturday, May 22, 2010

House of horrors!

Authorities today revealed more shocking photos from Egghead Manor, including scenes of indentured animal labor, trans-species sex, and a surprised patron caught in the act during what was billed as "a night of bliss" with the family goat.

The newest revelations come after photographic evidence of budgies that had been plucked nude, intoxicated felines forced to watch reality TV, and encapsulated gerbils.

Police promise a complete investigation.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Attack of the mutant featherless budgerigars

Tweet tweet!

This weeks run directions are:

Songkhla Hash House Harriers run #1511: Saturday, May 22nd 2010; 4:30 p.m.
Hares: Pretty Boy and Sex Plucker
Misdirections: From The Ko Yo Intersection take the Old Hatyai Road for 10k and turn right at/just before the Nam Noi Traffic lights and go about 1.5k to the run site on the right.

Sunday's HH3 run is being set by Piggy Parrot and possibly Off His Perch, but don't let that deter you. The run site can be found by proceeding to Wat Keow Kloy (Old Hatyai road, 4.6k, left, 8k) then turning left just after the T junction and following the road/track for about 1k to the run site ..... wherever!

Footnote: The blogger wishes to assure readers that no actual feathers were removed unnaturally from the two little birds in the photograph and that even if they were, they will grow back in time anyway and that as is well known, budgerigars have no nerve endings in their follicles so they felt no pain and were suitably hooded during the process so suffered no emotional trauma during their preparation for the shot. Anyone wishing to give a good home to them should apply to Only a Yolk who is taking her duties as an Egg seriously and rearing budgies slightly faster than we can eat... err get rid of them!

Squark! He's lying!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Beer Vs existence

Well! Guess what we'll be talking about over Beer Chang on Friday evening. Gives a whole new meaning to "string out" (sic)

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

You mean it's not beer?

From today's New York Times: new evidence that existence may have little or nothing to do with beer. (If this post doesn't qualify us as the most intellectually challenged I mean challenging blog in the hash-o-sphere, well, fuck 'em!)

A New Clue to Explain Existence

In a mathematically perfect universe, we would be less than dead; we would never have existed. According to the basic precepts of Einsteinian relativity and quantum mechanics, equal amounts of matter and antimatter should have been created in the Big Bang and then immediately annihilated each other in a blaze of lethal energy, leaving a big fat goose egg with which to make stars, galaxies and us. And yet we exist, and physicists (among others) would dearly like to know why.

Sifting data from collisions of protons and antiprotons at Fermilab’s Tevatron, which until last winter was the most powerful particle accelerator in the world, the team, known as the DZero collaboration, found that the fireballs produced pairs of the particles known as muons, which are sort of fat electrons, slightly more often than they produced pairs of anti-muons. So the miniature universe inside the accelerator went from being neutral to being about 1 percent more matter than antimatter.

“This result may provide an important input for explaining the matter dominance in our universe,” Guennadi Borissov, a co-leader of the study from Lancaster University, in England, said in a talk Friday at Fermilab, in Batavia, Ill. Over the weekend, word spread quickly among physicists. Maria Spiropulu of CERN and the California Institute of Technology called the results “very impressive and inexplicable.”

The results have now been posted on the Internet and submitted to the Physical Review.

It was Andrei Sakharov, the Russian dissident and physicist, who first provided a recipe for how matter could prevail over antimatter in the early universe. Among his conditions was that there be a slight difference in the properties of particles and antiparticles known technically as CP violation. In effect, when the charges and spins of particles are reversed, they should behave slightly differently. Over the years, physicists have discovered a few examples of CP violation in rare reactions between subatomic particles that tilt slightly in favor of matter over antimatter, but “not enough to explain our existence,” in the words of Gustaaf Brooijmans of Columbia, who is a member of the DZero team.

The new effect hinges on the behavior of particularly strange particles called neutral B-mesons, which are famous for not being able to make up their minds. They oscillate back and forth trillions of times a second between their regular state and their antimatter state. As it happens, the mesons, created in the proton-antiproton collisions, seem to go from their antimatter state to their matter state more rapidly than they go the other way around, leading to an eventual preponderance of matter over antimatter of about 1 percent, when they decay to muons.

Whether this is enough to explain our existence is a question that cannot be answered until the cause of the still-mysterious behavior of the B-mesons is directly observed, said Dr. Brooijmans, who called the situation “fairly encouraging.”

The observed preponderance is about 50 times what is predicted by the Standard Model, the suite of theories that has ruled particle physics for a generation, meaning that whatever is causing the B-meson to act this way is “new physics” that physicists have been yearning for almost as long.

Dr. Brooijmans said that the most likely explanations were some new particle not predicted by the Standard Model or some new kind of interaction between particles. Luckily, he said, “this is something we should be able to poke at with the Large Hadron Collider.”

Neal Weiner of New York University said, “If this holds up, the L.H.C. is going to be producing some fantastic results.”

Nevertheless, physicists will be holding their breath until the results are confirmed by other experiments.

Joe Lykken, a theorist at Fermilab, said, “So I would not say that this announcement is the equivalent of seeing the face of God, but it might turn out to be the toe of God.”

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

End of the line

And now I've got to get that gaddam dog off the top of the page. Here's what you would have seen if you'd arrived in Songkhla the civilized way, by rail, up until passenger service ended in July 1978.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

You want cruelty to animals? You got it!

Yeah! Evil!
You have no idea how difficult it was to get Pak Ma to wear this T shirt. I mean, we could only take the picture from the back because her legs were glued together with duct tape, and we had to put a head restraint on her to actually get the thing over her ears. Then when we took the restraint off she went berserk and we only managed the one shot before she ripped the T shirt to threads with her teeth! Awesome!

Ahem... Now for this weeks run information:

Songkhla Hash House Harriers run # 1510: Saturday 15th May 2010, 4:30 p.m.
Hares: Stick Insect and Pak Ma
Misdirections: From the Kao Saeng intersection take the old Yala road for 11.2k and turn right for 1.5k. Run site on the right, either on/near the football field or in the adjacent rubber or wat.

If you're coming from Hatyai then take the old Songkhla road to the Kuan Hin traffic lights and turn right, then go about 8.5k and turn left at the cross roads. Then go 700 meters and look for the hash sign on the left

Sunday's (16th May, 4:00 p.m.) HH3 run is being set by Scud and Vaseline who bear passing resemblances to Palm Job and KY. The run site is at or near the old market in Pru Toh: From the Ko Yo intersection take the old Hatyai road for 10k and turn left at the Nam Noi traffic lights, then go 3.5k and look for the sign on the left.
On! On!

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Blast from the past

OK, I can't take it any more. That sick, twisted pussy picture has been on top of this page for days now. There are certain boundaries that any reasonable human cannot cross. Making a poor innocent feline drink Bud Light is one of them.

So here, a nice shot from a point on the Old Hatyai Rd. (and that's why they call it OLD) that most of you will immediately recognize, if you've ever driven back from Hatyai when it's still light and you're still sober. Click to see it full size.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

More pussy than you can Handle?

An SH3 pussy relaxes after a long lay

This week's run is being set by the SH3 Pussy-collective/food maidens, so be warned! Medivac teams are standing by and the Red Cross will be laying in emergency supplies in case any of us can't get back to the run site and feel the need to give up on humanity and just find a convenient tree to hug.
But don't let that put you off!

Details are:
SH3 run #1509, Saturday May 8th 2010; 4:30 p.m.
Hares: After Ours, Crackwurst, Only A Yolk, Meals on Wheels Temporary Relief, Wildflower, plus assorted doggies and husbands!
Misdirections: From the Ko Yo Intersection take the new Yala road for 7.3k and turn right into the run site.

Sunday's HH3 run is being set by Sofa and Ouab Im and the run site will be in the vicinity of Thanon Poonakan. Details will be announced on Saturday.