Wednesday, August 14, 2013

A new mutant hare: YardScrewShortStick

So it appears Saturday's run will be set by a remarkable creature with two heads and four legs, i.e. not one but two of our rare and valued long runners. Ah well, better in Songkhla than Hatyai, where they would have to be known as Sex of the Inchdick. Yardo, in his precise way, has provided both small- and large-scale maps to the runsite, but veteran hashers will need just two words: "Big Tree". The lead hare claims that the run will not be "particularly long or hard" which sounds to us like an old story about the actress and the bishop, but take it for what you think it's worth.

SH3 Run #1679, 4:30 pm., Saturday, 17 August. As this is an A-to-B run, BE ON TIME if you expect transport to the start of the run.

Hares: Yardstick and Short Screw

Misdirections: Take the blah-blah-blah and turn left at the Big Tree. Follow the signs or if no signs then your intuition through the village 1.7km to the runsite on the concrete road leading up the hill.


  1. Hmmm.
    For the record:
    From Tha Kao Saeng intersection take the old Yala Road for 16k and turn right for 3.5k then left just after the big tree and follow hash signs for 1.7k to the runsite. If you are coming from Hatyai, turn right at the Nam Noi traffic lights and go 12k then turn right just before the big tree for 1.7k... etc.

  2. Thanks, I know I should have done that but couldn't quite manage.

    Are we going to be Eggless on Saturday?

  3. No, 'fraid not. I'm pencilled in as part of the transport arrangements and have every intention of fulfilling my duties. I might invoke the right to call on the cube to select a stand-in for my circle duties as I am off the sauce at the moment as it might invoke sudden movements which while I am still held together by a metal staple are decidedly not a good idea. But otherwise I'm hash-worthy.