Tuesday, July 9, 2013

The silent victim

In keeping with our current all-animals-all-the-time theme, waterboarding of hash dogs is by no means the only crime against animality on the hash these days. Consider this pathetic creature -- a dog so ready to run with us that it sleeps in a shoe rack. And yet its owner, who shall remain nameless but whose initials are [REDACTED], cruelly refuses to bring it to the hash. Where is the justice? Amnesty for Snowden and Freedom for the Dogs!
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  1. EggJuly 9, 2013 at 8:25 PM

    OK, I'm going to out the owner: it's ... Peppered Pussy, and the only reason she doesn't bring it to the hash anymore is that it runs away every time she goes near it. Well, can you blame it? She use to put it in a box, which it is now too large to fit into.

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  2. JessyeatsalpoandfishJuly 9, 2013 at 8:35 PM

    Horrible rotten daddy, buy her a bigger box...!!!!

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  3. BeavoJuly 9, 2013 at 8:48 PM

    Maybe mommy is already using the bigger box to keep daddy in?

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