Wednesday, September 25, 2013

I didn't expect that!

...the Songkhla inquisition, otherwise known as quiz nite, which due to an unexpected warp in the space time fabric will take place this Friday, September 27th at the Office Bar at 8:00 p.m. The quizmaster is appropriately, man-for-all-seasons, former doyen of the teaching fraternity and currently culinary supremo, Chris, who, as is not widely know is a one-time hasher, as in he went one time and never came back again because we stuck him on a block of ice and threw water over him and sang lewd songs - he is a surprisingly sensative soul!

 But the Hash team, hopefully restored to full strength, will be fighting to avenge their trouncing last time at the hands of the two Daves (we haven't forgotten, SS!) All's in aid of the blind kids so please come along and support the event and who knows you could end up on the winning team...if Short Screw can do it, so can you!

Equally unexpectedly, Saturday's SH3 run will not be the expected relay hare run, but will be a Sex Sprinter/Buk Toy/Superpig affair: Details are:

Songkhla Hash House Harriers run #1685, Saturday September 28th, 4:30 p.m.
Hares: Sex Sprinter and Buk Toy and Superpig
Misdirections: From the Ko Yo intersection take the new Hatyai road for about 8k and turn left before the hill, then go less than 1k and turn right at the hash sign and follow the new road to the run site (map below).
Toy Boy? Budokan? Who are these people?

Sunday's HH3 hare is as expected Sex Focus (although why he has suddenly taken to setting runs for HH3 instead of Godzown hash is known only to the Almighty). Early indications suggest that going 10k down the old Hatyai road and turning right just after Nam Noi School, then following the track for about 1.5k would be likely to bring you to the run site. But if a more accurate map should surface it will follow (as will a less accurate map which is what we expect... or don't expect...)

6 comments:

  1. Just another shirtless hareSeptember 26, 2013 at 12:45 AM

    ...setting runs for HH3 instead of...

    Instead of? Hasn't he set two of the last four SH3 runs? Hmm? Hmm?!

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  2. Just another pedantic linguistSeptember 26, 2013 at 10:32 AM

    ....SUDDENLY setting runs... etc. Doesn't that accurately reflect the situation? He set two runs 3/4 weeks ago, this week he is setting a run for HH3. I'd say it was pretty sudden!

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  3. Further evidence of the warp in the space time fabric noted above: Beaver's original comment was published at 12:45 a.m., Egghead's caustic response at 10:32 a.m. Does this mean that time is now flowing backwards?

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  4. No.
    12:45 a.m. is 0045.
    10:32 a.m. is 1032.

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  5. Just to be even more pedantic, I believe Beaver was trying to suggest that as he has set more than his share of Songkhla runs in the past month, it should hardly seem surprising that he should now offer his services to Hatyai Hash. But let us hope that this week he can suddenly start laying runs on dry land.

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  6. Post updated above to incorporate Saturday map. Nothing so far for Sunday. Were waiting.....

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