Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Birthday pussy and the secret policeman's electrician

Hot on the heels of Dung Beetle's hugely successful, brilliantly organised and much appreciated birthday run last week, the long-planned (in the loosest sense of the word) pussy birthday run takes place this Saturday, restoring a semblance of normality to Hash affairs. 

The venue, despite R2D2's well intentioned but ultimately doomed efforts, will be Sai Kao Resort where at least 2 runs will take place and a pussy-sponsored party will follow. Final details are still being agonised over (see below) but the pile of cartons of beer presently adorning the front room at Egg Towers would suggest that there will be no shortage of beer! There will also be food a-plenty, and if you register for both the SH3 run and the Full Moon H3 run that will follow (110 Baht for adults, 50 Baht for kids), there will be an addition to your wardrobe. 

Details are:
Songkhla Hash House Harriers run #1684, Saturday September 21st 2013, 4:30 p.m. and Hatyai Full Moon Hash House Harriers run #102, ditto, 7:00 p.m.'ish
Hares: (deep breath) Super Pig, Crackwurst, Ram It In, Only a Yolk, Meals on Wheels, Temporary Relief, Swings and Roundabouts, Ork Dork and LPG. assisted by various cannine security guards and technical assistants.
Misdirections: From the Ko Yo intersection take the old Hatyai road for 4.6k and turn left. Go 6k and turn left for 4.5k to the run site on the left at the back of the Sai Kao Resort.

The final details (i.e. virtually everything apart from the venue, and that only because there's no choice!) will be hammered out tomorrow night (Thursday) at the Steak Nei Suan restaurant (old Hatyai road, 6.2k on the left) from about 6:30 p.m. onwards. Even if you are not a pussy or officially affiliated to one, you are cordially invited to come along and observe the tortous hammering out of each others' heads the few remaining issues, like: by whom, when and where the runs are going to be set,  what food we will be eating, who will cook it, where and when and who will pay for it and not least who will be entitled to one of the now magically increased to seven rooms and who will have to provide their own accomodation or sleep under the stars. 

Fascinating stuff! It makes you realise why democracy is ultimately doomed to failure. (Personally, I blame the cube. GM)

Then on Sunday, making it a completely birthday dominated weekend, We are all invited to run and party down Poonakan way at the home of Bii Lek, better known as K. Sombat or the Secret Policeman's Electrician. Children are invited to bring swimming costumes, adults apparently don't need to - read into that what you will! Hares are unknown but will be revealed when a map arrives which will be posted here. Misdirections read:
From the Ko Yo intersection take the old Hatyai road for 4.7k and turn left. Go 8k and turn right (at Wat Kheo Kloy into Poonakan Rd.) for 6k to the runsite on the left. Those unwise enough to be coming from Hatyai should proceed for about 5k up Poonakan from its junction with Kanjanawanit Road to the runsite on the right.

2 comments:

  1. "if you register for both the SH3 run and the Full Moon H3 run that will follow, there will be an addition to your wardrobe"

    Great, I could always do with some extra coat hangers. :p

    ss

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  2. I just want to assure all non-attendees last night that your Mismanagement Committee was on the job for you. And then we even found a great new hash venue, complete with good running country and fine young serving wenches.

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