Friday, December 28, 2012

2012 Sex Act of the Year Award

As it is one of the shining journalistic principles of The Online Scum that a publication can never have too many pictures of dogs humping, we are delighted to announce that the 2012 Sex Act of the Year award this year goes to Mii the Dog and his bitch Pigloid.

Forensic evidence in the image file indicates that this dynamic coupling took place at 4:26 pm. on September 8th, i.e. just before the run from a scenic site beyond Wat Khao Kloi. Carried out in full view of the entire hash, it represented public vindication for Mii, who despite his well-endowed physique has had his masculinity called into question a number of times, most recently when he refused to descend through THE GORGE OF DEATH (brief rehash here). Pigloid meanwhile simply looked confused. She'd thought that the operation was supposed to put an end to this kind of thing.

The only other entry was the disgusting act by one of the rodents in the Softcock-Temporary stable that impregnated our once perfect innocent little Hash princess, Fufu. What a slut she's become.

Once again this year, there were no entries in the Human Division. Or at least not any that we can write about.

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