Thursday, February 23, 2017
The ‘I wanted to screw it up somewhere new’ run
The hare advises:
Songkhla Hash House Harriers' run #1862, Saturday, February 25th, 2017, 4:30: p.m.
Hare: Gan Yao
Misdirections: From Songkhla:
From the Kao Seng intersection take the Old Yala Road. At 23km bear right on the slip road and at 23.1 go right at the 'T' junction. After 400 meters at the traffic lights zero your trip meter. Go 2.3km along the highway. Turn left at the sign and go 500 meters to the runsite.
From Hat Yai: From the Klong Wa intersection (Near Makro) take Highway 43 East, passing Na Mom traffic lights at 8.2 km. At 21.4km turn right (at a conveniently located U turn. Ed.). Go 500 meters to the runsite.
From the Trappist 1 Solar System (If the newly discovered planets can support even single celled life there may be hashers)
You need to set out early, if your Toyota Starship is equipped with a light speed drive you should have left 40 years ago. Head to Songkhla, Thailand, 3rd planet from the sun and follow directions as above. And don't forget that Saturday is annual erection day so try to get along to the runsite a bit early and make your vote for the new committee count. The erection gets it on at 4:15 'ish.
Hatyai H3's run on Sunday 26th Februaryis a virgin lay at HH3 for Inch Dick and the directions are: From Songkhla, proceed to the traffic lights at Ang Thong, at the NYR / OYR intersection. From the traffic lights proceed south on the Old Yala Road (OYR) for 8.3km then turn right just before the road to the small mosque on the west side of the OYR (just past the large microwave tower on the east side of OYR). Proceed 2.8km along the concrete road through the village following hash signs or paper, then turn right onto the dirt road for 200m and right again to the runsite.
If coming from Hatyai, proceed along the New Chana Road for 20.6km from the overpass on the Sadao road, or 7.8km from the Phichit Road junction. Turn left at the Hash sign for 2.7km along the concrete road, then turn left onto the dirt road for 200m and right again to the runsite.
Finally, closer to home and to the present, there is a quiz night on Friday 24th February at the Office Bar. when yours truly will be setting the quiz (as he is apparently no longer able to set runs with the sudden influx of new hares at both hashes!). The newly victorious Hash team will be defending their title so come along and help put a stop t that! The fun starts at 8:00 p.m. probably next door in the Cosmos, but if that doesn't suit then come along to the Office Bar and do the quiz instead.