A long message ...

...from the hare:

On Saturday there will be 5 runs, that’s right, count them, five runs! There will be a short run - 3kms, a medium run - 5kms, a long run - 7kms, a very long run - 9 kms and an ultra long run - 12kms long. So there should be no shortage of options on how far you feel like running, or walking, or are capable of walking (Saffers?), and no excuse for not leaving the runsite and even a possibility of a free beer on the way.

Details are:

Songkhla Hash House Harriers’run #1820, Saturday, April 30^th 2016, 4:30 p.m.

Hare: Yardstick

Misdirections:  From Songkhla, proceed to the traffic lights at Ang Thong, at the NYR / OYR intersection. From the traffic lights proceed south on the Old Yala Road (OYR) for 8.3kms then turn right just before the road to the new mosque on the west side of the OYR (just past the large microwave tower on the east side of OYR). Proceed 3.5kms along the concrete road through the village following hash signs or paper, then turn right onto the dirt road for 500m to the runsite in the rubber.

If coming from Hatyai, proceed along the New Chana Road for 20.6kms from the overpass on the Sadao road, or 7.8kms from the Phichit Road junction. Turn left at the SH3 sign for 1.8kms along the concrete road, then turn left onto the dirt road for 500m to the runsite in the rubber.

Let’s hope we can see a few more of our fellow hashers from the Hatyai Hash contingent then we have seen in the last couple of weeks. Come on Sex Sprinter, Tsunami, Robocop, Sex Blackman and others who haven’t graced us with their presence for some time, we’d love to see you there.

Who needs a Hatyai H3 run after all that? No doubt there will be one but details escape us at present and will be posted/sent out separately later. Oh and just in case you think you'd better get an early night on Friday in preparation for Saturday's exertions, no chance! There's a quiz night at the Office Bar (29th April at 8:00 p.m.) when Patrick will be the quiz master; do come along and help the SH3 team(s) to crash and burn as the revitalized teachers' team with new added Eightball will be back in the groove and anxious to reverse the recent run of Hash team victories.