You've no doubt heard those lurid rumors about SH3 Mismanagement Committee meetings . . . the double magnums of Bollinger champagne, the Arab dancing girls, the giant hookahs filled with illicit substances.
Well, sorry, that's total nonsense. (Those are the meetings of The Cronies©.) Mismanagement events are a sober, serious affair, bringing together the finest minds of the hash in an atmosphere of efficient, businesslike deliberation.
So it was last night at Bai Meang, decisively setting the hash agenda for the coming months, though I forget the exact details. Any other questions?