Monday, November 26, 2012

1642: Chicken Killer is dead; long live Chicken Killer!

Previously distinguished only by his unerring ability to select only the finest hashers legs as pissing posts, "Sawad" proved himself to be of a finer mettle last week by unceremoniously dispatching a nasty feathered thingy during the recce for last Saturday's excellent run, thus suggesting himself as a worthy successor to the late and greatly lamented "Daeng" a.k.a. Chicken Killer. Sadly his performance and a later incident involving a duck (well, we all have our weaknesses where the birds are concerned) prevented him putting in an appearance at the run itself, but rumor has it that he not only did he complete the long run on Sunday, but was also involved in an attempted disemboweling of Mi and possibly also in an attempted illegal congress with an elephant.
Be that as it may, Saturday's virgin lay which also involved Perky and Mucky Pup with R2D2 as general guide and GPS wielder was a great success - in the sense that it allowed Sex Sprinter and Egghead to short cut the bit where the hares got lost including the last 2 F's and to romp in 10 minutes before anyone else in about 1 hour 15 mins. Below is the hares track, suggesting an all in distance in excess of 8k which probably reduced to around 7k without the F's and X's and a maximum altitude of 197m.


  1. " ... a great success - in the sense that it allowed Sex Sprinter and Egghead to short cut ..."

    Ah, it's good to know the new criterion for success as an SH3 hare. Personally I always thought it was the ability to get Egghead to run the wrong way around (as I think happened one Rugby World Cup day) or for him to get so so off course that he didn't come back till after the long runners had gone around TWICE ... and that one was set by City Tits no less!

  2. his name is sawat