Sunday, February 21, 2016

Maverick Yardstick heads the pack at Songkhla primary

Maverick Yardstick (above) swept the board at the Songkhla primary yesterday as party establishment candidates failed to attract expected support.
Full results were:
Yardstick   6
Kee Ling    3
Palm Job    1
Beavershot 1
Stick Insect 1
Lucky         1
The Cube   1
The Cube was said to be considering its future. Lucky said she would fight on as there was still a long way to go before next Saturday. None of the others have actually indicated that the are running!


  1. I'm locked in a dead heat with that bitch!

    (But unlike her, you can't get me to run for GM by rubbing me under the chin.)

  2. ... but I bet rubbing under the ole beaver's taters would do the trick!