Friday, December 26, 2014

The pussy's out of the bag

Yeh, it's the end of the world!
Blah! Blah! Blah!
But the conspiracy theorists will have a heyday this weekend when the latest pussy run is revealed as being just a thinly veiled attempt by Egghead to complete his domination of the run setting statistics this year. Heh! Heh! Heh! (evil eggomaniacle chuckle).

Actually, with the weather having been so appalling this week and bits of tomorrow's run likely to have proved challenging for the ladies, in an act of mercy and in order to guarantee that the run will be swept and that there will be some food afterwards, the laying duties have been divided and the run details therefore read:
Songkhla Hash House Harriers' run #1749, Saturday 27th December 2014, 4:00 p.m.
Hares: (From) Crackwurst, Only a Yolk, Peppered Pussy, Meals on Wheels, Temporary Relief, Hand Job, Ork Dork, Egghead, Ma Mick and Harram
Misdirections: From the Ko Yo intersection take the new Yala road for 3.5k to the runsite on the left.

It's the last run of the year so try and come along and swell the numbers.

HH3, seeking to build on their well received run last weekend. have switched hares and this week's final Hatyai outing of the year will be set by Robocop and Sex Racing from near the Kuan Samroot meditation center (From the Ko Yo intersection take the old Hatyai road for 4.7k and run left for 8k. Turn right (at Wat Keow Kloy into Poonakan) for about 5k and turn left just before Wat Tungnai then go 2.2k. Turn left onto the road signposted Maditation Center and go about 1.2 k to the runsite).

Also, don't forget that the HH3 New Year's party will happen on 30th December (Tuesday) at Buk Toy's yard (from the Ko Yo intersection go along the OHR for about 11.5k to the traffic lights at Ko Mii and do a U turn. come back 500m and the entrance to the yard (which you probably won't be able to get into) is on the left. Sponsors are being sought for food, beer and karaoke, well in fact just about everything so be generous, HH3 have no money (apparently!)

2 comments:

  1. Egghead's a pussy! Nyaa-nya-nya-nya-nyaa-nyaa!

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  2. What a run!

    And I think it's great that Egghead has come out of the closet.

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