Saturday, March 15, 2014

Small expectations realised

Long run: 6k, max. elevation: 222m; total ascent: 264m; Sex Sprinter timed it at 70 mins.  Short run: 4k, max. elevation 87m, total ascent about 60m. Time unknown but all the short runners were in before the first long runner arrived. Gan Yao run: length about 20k, total ascent about 28,000 feet, time: long enough for search parties to be despatched. Beer consumption: moderate to heavy. What's new?


  1. Quite thoughtless of the hares to set a run so short and easy that Gan Yao had to devise a harder one of his own!

  2. What will you bid for a slightly used Phnom Penh Hash cap? Faded red, Discarded by previous owner.

  3. Hey, where did you find that? One of my most prized possessions!

  4. Stick Insect DRP (Designated Responsible Person)March 18, 2014 at 12:47 PM

    Any claimants for the PPHC (Phnom Penh Hash Cap)
    May submit the following (in triplicate) : Copy of Passport or I.D. Card. Entry on House Register, co-signed by owner. Tax forms for previous financial year.
    Receipt for purchase of PPHC with VAT statement.
    Affidavit declaring ownership, listing last known position of PPHC (GPS reference required) and direction of flight. Pictorial proof of ownership (non-photo-shoppable) and one bag of salted licorice. (Dutch or German. Not Swedish) Non-refundable.

  5. Hey, you want the licorice, just gimme the hat.