Tracks, Tracks,
anyone with Tracks? Ugly Tracks, decent Tracks, any Tracks accepted. Ask your
girlfriend, boyfriend or even yourself to delve down into those dark, dingy
places where you beaver (no apologies to namesake) them away and trade them in for a few moments of
pleasure as you share them with the wider hashing community. Don’t be shy or
embarrassed to expose them to public scrutiny, after all they’ve all been laid
before, and run before, and who knows, with the help of a little "18 Again" (SMH 6/09/2012)
they could be used again, for hours of enjoyment by desperately seeking hares
and hounds, with none the wiser.
Well done, Yardo. The doubters said you weren't a "real" contributor here but my faith in you never wavered. I have just posted to you a generous collection of tracks, though you might want to scrub and hose them down before re-using.
ReplyDeleteI do say, what a most charming photo. From which run was that?
ReplyDeleteI would have thought the 18 Again stuff might have come in handy for the dark side girls. They always say they are virgins (again) and now they can be in body as well, sort of.
ReplyDeleteRevirginization is probably beyond hope for those girls but they could defintely use 50 Again ... 50kg that is.
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