This week's SH3 Christmas cracker is guaranteed to give 100% full running satisfaction. Its distance will be neither too long nor too short and it will contain an adequate sufficiency of reasonably but not unduly hard checks. It will contain two heart-stopping views, at least one waterfall and several kilometers of shady trails in pleasantly verdant rubber and is certified free of shiggy, gratuitous or excessively steep hills, klongs or other un-jumpable water courses, mud, slime or other forms of liquified earth, 600 meter check-backs or false trails and sharp jags to the left or right. It will also be completely free of technical advisors, Mr. X's or other intrusive busy-bodies with GPS's interfering with the hares' freedom to express themselves through the medium of the trail.
Details of this paeon to perfection are:
Songkhla Hash House Harriers run #1593, Saturday 24th December 2011, 4:00 p.m.
Hares: R2D2 and Kii Leum
Misdirections: From the Kao Saeng intersection take the old Yala road for 17.5k and turn right after Tan Kwai School. Go 500 meters to the run site on the left opposite the canning factory.
Sunday's HH3 run is being set by Nichaow, and is to be found on the Prutoh-Tungnai road access to which can either be had via Poonakan Road (old Hatyai road 4.7k, left 8k, right 5.5k, turn right for about 1k) or from the Nam Noi traffic lights (old Hatyai road 10k turn left for 3.5k, turn right for about 2.5k).
At either run you will be able to reserve your place on the following weekend's joint SH3/HH3 New Year's extravaganza at the Sai Kao Resort: 200 Baht will get you all the running, food, beer and debauchery you can cope with.
What a load of verbal crud!! No steep hills, no shiggy, no mud; doesn't sound much like a HASH run, nore like some wimpy run in the cloggy countryside. No intrusive busy-bodies? and this from the chief technical advisor (Mr Y?) and this run scouted with not one GPS, but TWO GPSsss, and totally reconstructed in the depths of a super computer.
ReplyDeleteFor a guy who's not technically advising, the writer seems to know an awful lot about this run. And having Kii Leum express himself through the medium of the trail is like letting Adolph get artistic using the medium of the Panzer.
ReplyDeleteMock ye not of children of the hand-held GPS. For I am but the humble servant of the great technical advisor in the sky whose whereabouts are known only to Kii Leum (well, he must know something!) I shall return, and walk amongst you again in the last of days (or at least the last of days in 2011) and then I shall bring you a mighty trail of whom tidings will follow. Meanwhile love one another if you are of opposite sexes, run crooked and drink mightily for this is his message.
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