No doubt our Antipodean members have been shocked and appalled by Denmark's recent banning of Vegemite. But now, courtesy of the BBC of all places, comes the inside story:
"C'mon, let's face it: Vegemite is a yeast infection in a jar. Remember, it started out as an unwanted by-product from the brewing industry. Like street violence and vomit. Still, the main reason that the Danes banned it is probably because it claims to be vitamin-fortified, which the Danes don't need because everybody know that the Danes fortify their bodies with the blood of Saxon children."