Nerdy, nerdy! Is The end of the world nigh?!
As all Crony-fearing hashers know, it is written that should the day ever come when Songkhla Hash does not post its misdirections on its website before Saturday, the Head Crony would give the order for the world to be eaten by a giant snake called Rupert. Thus for 1,501 consecutive weeks (give or take the odd 1000 or so when none of us couldn't understand html) we have successfully held off the slithering servant of cronyism, but today is Saturday and as of noon today the website bears no tidings to comfort us that we will be succesful again in holding off rapatious Rupert. Yes, directions have been sent out by e mail and appear in this electronic organ, but how can we be sure that they are not part of an evil plot to foil the enemies of Cronyism? Do we really have a run? Has the nerd really been raptured by the Head Crony or where exactly did he disappear to on Thursday evening?
The horror, the horror etc...!
That's it, back on your medication!
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