Friday, March 26, 2010

Naked shrieking terror!

Lawdy, lawdy! Is The Rapture™ at hand?!

As all Scripture-reading hashers know, it is written that should the day ever come when Songkhla Hash does not run on Saturday, the end is nigh. Thus for 1,501 consecutive weeks we have successfully held off the End of Days.

But tomorrow is Saturday and now, as of Friday noon, we have no indication that there will indeed be a run. Yes, hares were named last week, but who are they and where are they now? And a runsite? Do we even have a runsite? And who's that big red guy with the three eyes, the Head Crony? The horror, the horror!

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