Monday, February 25, 2019

Enter Hash Nerd

Surprised 😱 to learn of his [non] voluntary 🙋 appointment 📆, this Tool 🔨 is spending another day at home recovering from food poisoning 😵💩 and trying to be productive 👓 by dusting off what he thinks looks like a computer 💻 to take on this arduous task of "blogging" 📢. He might need a few tips to get started, such as how to turn on this computer's Bluetooth 📶 to connect his Garmin tracker ⌚. So, what can we expect from this newbie Hash Nerd #🤓? Probably just a load of third person ⅓👱 diarrhea 💩💩 interspersed with pointless emoji 😜. Stay tuned 📡 ...

4 comments:

  1. Congratulations, New Nerd! I'm sure you'll find this post as deeply rewarding as I did, especially if you post old photos of Egghead in compromising situations.

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  2. Chance would be a fine thing! I mean to get in a compromising position...or any position come to that!

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  3. That's why I said old photos. There are no good new photos of any of us!

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  4. We really do need to change the doggy photo in the notice board, although preferably not with EH or any other hashers in the same compromising conjointment.

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