Mission accomplished...more or less

The long run, a whisker under 6k, took about an hour - Sex Sprinter went astray and didn't come in on paper so our official timekeeper let us down. Maximum height 138m, total ascent 202m - a lot less if you didn't take the 4th F. A fairly straightforward run except that most of the FRB's seemed never quite to be on paper and for a lot of the time were way off it. But the less fit young things stuck gamely to the trail accompanied by the hare who limped round, abandoning the effort to sweep after the short run departed. The short run was 4.5k and also took about an hour; no one complained about it. After the run, Wee Wee produced an eskie-full of beer to celebrate his up-coming 70th birthday and there was an adequate circle. Ru Man Kap, Aftershock and Sex Sprinter were iced for their waywardness in deference to Yardstick's view that their behaviour on the trail was unbecoming, quote: That sort of thing is OK at Hatyai, but it just won't do at Songkhla, unquote. Does he have English ancestors?