Thursday, January 30, 2014

1702: the power of pictorial detemporization; now with added HH3

In keeping with the current trend for enhanced images, the Online Scum is proud to bring you exclusive pictures of this week's hares (we'll leave you to work out which is which) enjoying a quiet post recce pint. Sadly the pictorial detemporizing artiste was not able to work the miracle wrought on Softcock (see below) but nevertheless has managed to distill the essence of the experience and dedication which the hares bring to this week's run, details of which are:

Songkhla Hash House Harriers' run #1702, Saturday February 1st, 2014, 4:00 p.m.
Hares: R2D2 and Kii Leum
Misdirections: From the Kao Saeng intersection, take the old Yala road for about 17k and turn right after Tan Kwai School. Go 300 m up the road and look for a sign on the left if wet, or after 500m on the right if dry.

Details of this week's HH3 run above.
Details of this week's quiz nite are: Friday 31st January, 8:00 p.m. Office Bar, Quizmeister: Wee Dave.
Be there! It should be a shoo-in for the SH3 superbrains with Eightball in non-competitive mode, but stranger things have happened and with the strong possibility of two opposing Hash teams, we could end up letting the opposition in through the back door (as the actress said to the Bishop). All proceeds in aid of some good cause or other.

3 comments:

  1. Noting the spatial co-ordinates and vectors for Saturdays run I saw 'Go 300 m up the road and look for a sign on the left if wet, or after 500m on the right if dry.' can we imply then, if the conditions are 'damp' that the objective lies somewhere in between?

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    1. No, these are quantum directions. The run site is liable to spontaneously jump from one location to the other releasing a quantum of moisture which will be a multiple of Plonk's constant b. Hopefully we will not absorb sufficient b to cause us to spontaneously find ourselves at a different location to that at which we started out. Then again, the idea has possibilities!

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    2. Can we also assume exact location of the site may also be subject to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, i.e. if Egghead observes it to be on the 'right' it will henceforth be found on what the rest of the world would consider to be the 'left', and v.v.?

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