New runner alert

A respected senior member of The Cronies™ (but I’m being redundant) has suggested that the photos in the post below of last weekend’s runs don’t do much for our effort to attract new hashers. Specifically he seems to find that Tutti Frutti looks like a geezer, while KY appears to have come from a different planet.

To which we say . . . well, what do you expect? Look at the material we’ve got to work with. But hold the presses! This email just in!

“Hi Scum,

My name is Monica. That’s me in the middle, along with my friends Barbi and Jasmine. We read The Online Scum constantly and we think you’re great! The only thing we like more than running is drinking beer and then giving backrubs to nice older guys, so we can’t wait to come run with your hash! You wouldn’t mind having us, would you?

Yours truly,

Monica, Barbi, and Jasmine

P.S. Jasmine has an M.A. in law enforcement and has a real thing for guys with guns. Do any of you fellows pack heat?”

So . . . apparently things are looking up for SH3! We don’t know when the girls will be coming, but you certainly don’t want to miss it. So be sure to come every single week! On-on!