Tragedy at Tesco

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Today's shocking story concerns the khaao khluk kapi at Hatyai Tesco. Yes, that most traditional and authentic of Thai dishes, utterly defiled by the Satanic Vegetable. How far will the forces of darkness go to insinuate this agricultural horror into every bite of food that we take? Stand up and be counted! Boycott Tesco until they renounce this abomination!