Wednesday, February 12, 2014

The best laid plans....

Efforts to have this weekend's SH3/HFMH3 runs and sleepover conducted at one of the resorts along the New Yala Road have reached an impasse suggestive that they feel we are not up to the standard of clientelle whom they have come to expect. Which is surprising since... no, let's not be morally judgmental about their raison d'etre.
But the good news is that Sex Sprinter and Only a Yolk, after an exhaustive survey of the available options, have concluded a highly favorable deal with the Keow Kloi Resort, situated conveniently in Poonakan Road about 1.7k beyond Wat Keow Kloi on the right hand side.
The resort is a salubrious establishment with a commitment to providing high quality accommodation to nice families - but we won't hold that against them! Of more interest is that they have 10 rooms, all of which have been booked for the Hash so we will have exclusive occupancy of the resort between Saturday and Sunday lunchtimes. So far, 8 of the rooms have been reserved  (by Stick Insect, Beavershot, Sex Sprinter, Softcock, Egghead, Peppered Pussy/Rock and Roll/Hip Hop, Meals on Wheels and Sex Silence), leaving 2 rooms currently available, price 400 Baht. If you would like one then say so quickly! Otherwise, options for camping are probably available. 
Details are:
Songkhla Hash House Harriers, run #1705, Saturday February 15th 2014, 4:30 p.m. (yes 4:30, to allow as many as possible HH3 runners to join us). 
Hares: Pussies, including but probably not limited to: Only a Yolk, Super Pig and Hand Job.
Misdirections: From the Ko Yo intersection take the Old Hatyai road for 4.7k and turn left for 8k then right (at Wat Keow Kloi) for 1.7k to the run site on the right.
And
Hatyai Full Moon Hash House Harriers run #106, as soon as the SH3 circle finishes and certainly no later than 7:00 p.m.
Hare: Kai Jeow
Misdirections, as above.
Usual stuff applies as far as is known: bring a hand-light if you intend to run; contributions of food and intoxicating liquor gratefully accepted, and beer available at 120 Baht for 3 cans from the keeper of the big blue eskie. 
Sunday's details are partially awaited although it can be assumed that the hares will be Robocop and Sex Racing, who it has to be said, set a cracking run last Sunday not a million miles from where Saturday's run is being set. More details as they become available.

2 comments:

  1. I'm glad that good sense has prevailed. It may be OK for some of you to stay at some cheap tawdry love hotel, Mr. EGGHEAD, but there are those of us who have a position of respectability to uphold.

    BTW, the fuzz just read Kii the riot act and CiL will not be open tomorrow, never mind partying. No surprise, except to Kii and HJ.

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  2. Som Nom Naa!
    All rooms at the resort now taken, but the prospects for camping are good. Latest information suggests that beer may be sponsored/free after the full moon run. Be there!

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