They say don't delay, we lay relay!

Cut the "popular demand" crap! Efforts at gentle and not so gentle persuasion, the publication of damning statistics and even an appeal to OaY's better nature (it exists; really!) have failed, so this Saturday's run will be a relay hare run, details of which are:

Songkhla Hash House Harriers' run # 1796, Saturday 21st November 2015, 4:00 for 4:10 (i.e. the first hare will depart at 4:00 p.m., the pack will follow at 4:10 p.m.
Misdirections: From the Kao Seng intersection take the old Yala road for 11.2k (about 1k past the Angtong intersection with the New Yala road) and turn right. Follow the road for 2.2k and go straight ahead at the crossroads then go a further 900m to the run site on the left. (From Hatyai, get the the Tha Kham crossroads and take the road East towards Sai Kao, but turn left after 5.2k on the road up to Kao Ron. After 600m take the right fork at the Y junction and follow the road for a further 900m to the run site on the right.)

Sunday's HH3 run will be from the Green World Palace Hotel in Songkhla to allow everybody to attend the wedding celebrations of 4-Wheel/Hardware's son, Golf. Runners are asked to be outside the hotel at 3:00 p.m. with the intention of setting off to run at or before 3:30 p.m. After the run, there will be two gender discriminated rooms available at the hotel for showers and bodily titivation before the wedding dinner itself which begins at 6:00 p.m. Three line whip on this one guys!

Finally, advanced warning that the Hatyai Full Moon Hash 1-2-3 run will take place on Tuesday 24th November from the Tung Jaeng Restaurant. The run will start PROMPTLY (and we realise that this is a revolutionary concept!) At 6:30 p.m. so intended attendees are politely advised to arrive at the restaurant to register their presence at 6:00 p.m. After the run, which will probably be set by OaY and Y-chromosome challenged friends, there will be another TJ gastronomic event which will be sponsored by the Hash.  For regular (as in you have been to more than 3 runs his year) runners will pay a standard 50 Baht. Named or previously registered HFMH3 runners who have been a little lax in their attendance will be asked to cough up 100 Baht, while new runners will be prevailed upon to pay 200 Baht which is roughly what the hash is paying per pax to the restaurant. There will also be some free and sponsored beer and if it runs out the restaurant will be standing by for your orders!