Where to live for more (or less) sex

Percentage of people having sex at least once per week (darker blue = more, darker orange/red = less)

It's a slow news week here at the Online Scum, but here's an important public service announcement. Want more sex in your life? Move to Brazil. Want even less than you're getting now? Try Japan. Apart from those extremes, there are some interesting data here. Why are all the Anglophone countries such under-performers? And just what's going on in Russia? (I've heard Russians explain that there isn't much else to do, especially in winter.) And look at the Greeks! Clearly that's the problem with their economy: they're spending all their time shagging!

Thailand? Just a little above average. For heaven's sake, it's just once a week. Do your part and at least help bring us up even with Malaysia!