Tuesday, July 28, 2015

G'day Mate!

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As if we didn't all know there was something not quite right about Beaver's claims to American patrimony, Belgian Eric has spilled the beans, revealing that he is actually an Aussie and that in yet another unannounced departure he will be leaving Thailand on 2nd August!

Despite these slurs, Beaver will be setting tomorrow (yes, tomorrow as in Wednesday) night's quiz at the Office Bar, brought forward by 2 days to avoid No-Alcohol day on Friday.

Things should be heading back to normal on Saturday when this week's first two runs (SH3 and HFMH3) take place from near the former slaughter house in Poonakan Road (currently undergoing renovation as a carrot processing plant). Normality will then be absolutely restored on Sunday when the HH3 run happens at Egg Towers with a party thingy happening afterwards.

More running details later, but meanwhile it might be advisable to brush up on your Aussie history (do they have one?) and culture (they definitely don't have one of those!) before tomorrow night in case Beaver decides to come out of the closet and honor his unsuspected heritage.

2 comments:

  1. Well thanks for blowing my cover. May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny door down!

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  2. Pretending to be an Australian. Bloody Social Climber!

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