The monster returns

Remember this reptile? The last time you saw him his was gracing the butt end of your underpants and encouraging you to "Feel the monster within". Five years on he has an almost avuncular air about him; certainly nothing to be worried about.

And so it is with this weekend's annual nod and a wink in the direction of a ball breaker: nothing to worry the athletic cream of Songkhla, many of whom have this week been honing their stamina in Satun or piling their Steeds in Phattalung (or Trang; or somewhere in between.)

So the misdirections are:

SH3 run #1568 "the Midsummer Mini-Monster", 25th June 2011: 4:30 p.m.

Hare: Beavershot (whose birthday it is; hint, hint!)

Misdirections: From the Ko Yo intersection take the old Hatyai road for 10k and turn left at the Nam Noi traffic lights. Go 3.4k and turn right, then go 300 meters and turn right and follow the road for 2.2k to the top of the hill.

Sunday's HH3 run will be set by _______* and the run site is at_______* (* fill in your name and your chosen location here). But no doubt all will become clear by Saturday.