Rumors of Yardo's decline in sanity have been firmly scotched this week as he proved decisively that he is not going round the bend. So determined was he to stick to the straight and narrow, that he failed to make the big bend on the main North-South Highway, somewhat short of Pattalung while astride the Steed ending up dropping the bike and gracefully drifting into a concrete pillar which caused his foot to be crushed beneath the Steed's crankcase. No news on the condition of the bike, but Yardo's foot now has more metal in it than your average Honda and he is languishing in room 904 at the Bangkok Hospital in Hatyai until at least Thursday. A deputation of (mostly Thai) hashers visited him last night and reported his condition to be "stable" which can only mean that they didn't smuggle in enough beer, or that he had been strapped to the bed to prevent any further loss of balance.
I guess he won't be running the monster on Saturday then!
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