Thursday, August 17, 2017

Jewelry-stealing carrots

Missing any jewelry or other small personal items? You might want to check out the thieving carrots in your backyard. Here's the shocking story, and as you can see in the last paragraph, it's by no means the first time the dreaded Trump-colored root has swiped the family gems.
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 17, 2017 at 9:57 PM

    Thank god someone is raising the alarm. this has gone on for way too long.

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  2. EggAugust 18, 2017 at 2:46 PM

    Right, so let's get this straight, the carrot was there 13 years ago and had been just waiting there to steal the ring, then it was found this year. Hmmm...

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  3. Stick InsectAugust 18, 2017 at 4:28 PM

    The older carrots get the sneakier they are

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  4. BeavoAugust 18, 2017 at 6:55 PM

    It's true. Like vampires, the carrot plant can live for hundreds of years.

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