Tutti
Frutti monopolizes the womenfolk.
With our GM and one or two others off
at work, it was a small turnout on Saturday and a modest little run. Which,
considering that the hare was Lat Duang,
made for a pleasant change of pace. Fine quality running too, with a
particularly nice gentle winding downhill trail from the top.
Rock
and Roll (or is it Hip Hop?)
uses the German Beer Can Holder for her pre-run stretching.
Not that we really keep track or
anything, but first back in exactly 50 minutes were Beaver and Egghead,
coming in from slightly different directions but both on paper (admittedly, in
the the case of the former, perhaps not entirely the correct paper), followed a
pace or two behind by Sex Sprinter,
who of course could have blown both of them away if he had wanted. Fortunately not
everyone on this hash is shamelessly competitive. Just, it seems, the geezers.
Sexy Girl and Sex Star return from setting the "short" run.
Sunday’s hash was a whole different
kettle of fish. But then we expected that, given that the run was on the
backside of Hatyai’s toughest hill and the hares were or at least included Sex Star, Sex Ao Ao, and Sexy Girl.
These are the true serial offenders of your classic blood-and-guts Hatyai Hash
run.
I'm sorry, I can't help myself. The guy is just ridiculously photogenic.
And don’t think that because Sexy Girl
is, uh, a girl, she is any less brutal than her fanatic 0%-body-fat husband or
the totally mutant Fuckrat. She’s the one famous for setting short runs longer
than the long run, and judging by the amount of square paper I saw up there at
the higher elevations, she didn’t exactly hold back this time either. As for
the long run . . . let’s just say, seriously epic.
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