Grot averted, mayhem and anarchy postponed

The Full Moon Hash is alive and well after last night's highly successful outing and social gathering with the awful weather magically lifting to give us a clear moonlit night and the considerate trail not requiring anyone to get their feet wet despite mostly steering clear of the well worn tracks. Stick Insect was first home in an hour just ahead of Sex Printer who tried to cut the in trail and did get his feet wet. He seems to be making a habit of short cutting these days after being lead astray by Off T's GPS on Sunday.

Also lead astray were the short run, who unwisely followed Only a Yolk's example and only did half the run, and Stick Insect's wallet which seems to have made a bid for freedom from the life of depravity and exploitation it is required to lead, but sadly it's inability to hide itself in time lead to its recapture the following morning and its restoration to its tearful owner, who has promised that he will mend his ways and treat the wallet with more respect in future.

Upcoming next is Dung Beetle's birthday town run which will take place as planned this Saturday, despite his present hospitalization. More details in a day or two when our intermediaries have established the big boy's precise intentions.