Your scintillating Scum brings you exclusive pictures of Saturday's up-coming run secretly downloaded from the Beaver GPS by an anonymous accomplice smarting under the humiliation of Beaver's failure to defend her from the accusation of having a big bum.
The Scum can exclusively reveal that the run is NOT from anywhere near Punnakan Road as previously advertised but will be from the car park of the Aw Baw Taw at Tungyai. Details are:
SH3 run #1552, Saturday 5th March. 4:30 p.m.
Hares: Beavershot and an anonymous accomplice
Misdirections: From the Ko Yo intersection take the old Hatyai road for 10k and turn left at the Nam Noi traffic lights for 3.5k, then right for about 500 meters to the run site on the left.
An anonymous accomplice without
a big bum helps Beaver to lay the trail
Sunday's (6th March) HH3 run can be reached by a not dissimilar route:
From the Ko Yo intersection take the old Hatyai road for 10k and turn left at the Nam Noi traffic lights for 1.5k to the run site on the right. The hares are Sex Printer and Toy Boy and the run will start when you get there which should be around 4:15 p.m.
This post raises more questions than it answers. Why does Saturday's run appear to be a 2km A-to-B? (Perhaps it ends in a wasp nest?) Anyhow it looks like a nice easy run, just the thing after those two traumatic ordeals last weekend!
ReplyDeleteOh I know,darling! Imagine, coming back to the hash after a 2 month absence and being abandoned by that big brute of a boyfriend to struggle up to the top of the hill almost on your own, then being bullied by that nasty hare into taking a short cut back to the runsite just so that you could be reduced to making MORE bloody som tam; then being told that you have a big bum and that big brute of a boyfriend NOT jumping to your defence but getting all upset about being called a geezer. Men!
ReplyDeleteWow, if that's Handjob then those lessons at AUA are really paying off!
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