An exquisite work of art adorning one of the guest rooms at U House, a favorite lodging place of the hashing elite. We believe that this was inspired by a piece by Gustav Klimpt, the great Austrian painter . . . but for heaven's sake, what is that huge red thing?Well, the 8th anniversary of Sadao Hash #1 came and went earlier this month without notice. Will we ever run there again? Maybe not unless SH3 or HH3 organize their own event, which somehow doesn't feel too likely. Anyhow, a couple memories from the archives. Ah Dannok . . . we knew you well.
Looking for the perfect souvenir? It's as easy as swiping anything you like from the guest rooms at the U House. The room door is a bit pricey at B10,000, never mind a little hard to transport. But how about a toilet lid for just B1000, or the whole toilet for a bargain B2500?
It's called a body. I'm sure you're familiar with them. Their main function is joining the head to the legs. Perhaps what's confusing you is that this one has clothes on, a dress to be precise which explains the unusual color and shape, although my somewhat less rosy recollections of Dannock include fleeting glimpses of some equally unsightly torsos.
ReplyDeleteAh zo! Then you deny my theory that this large distended crimson object is no more than the symbolic manifestation of the libido of the clients of this establishment?
ReplyDeleteI'm not denying it; I'm repressing it!
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