July 27th 2017
Foe the Attention of Mr. Peter Talen - HR Dept. (Hare Raiser)
Re: Vacancy for a ‘Hare’ August 12th 2017
In response to your recent advertisement for a ‘Hare’ I am pleased to attach my resume for your consideration. I am a British honours graduate a with many years experience in the Asia-Pacific region.
I have the following experience which I believe is well
aligned to the requirements of this position:
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Thorough knowledge of the terrain in the Poonakan area.
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Ability to compile and forward concise directions.
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Trained by John Duncan
in the art of trail setting Guinness Koo in the shortcutting profession and
John Holmes in drinking.
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Experienced navigator.
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Large supply of paper (mainly rejection letters for jobs)
In
my role in haring I have achieved the following (please see my CV):
- Laid trails from Jakarta Indonesia
through Singapore and Malaysia.
- Significantly increased number of
runners year on year.
- Introduced innovative techniques.
During
my time as GM of Petaling Hash in Kuala Lumpur I personally organized numerous
piss ups ensuring the pack woke up with hangovers every Sunday. I feel that my
experience to date is very well aligned to the requirements of this role, and I
am confident that I will be a valuable asset to your organisation. I am
currently based in Songkhla, Southern Thailand but can easily relocate or
commute. I am available for interview at short notice and would be pleased to
work for a trial period to show my worth.
Yours Faithfully
Yours Faithfully
Gan Yao BSc (Hons)
Note to Cronies: This guy sounds good. How come we've never heard of him before?
ReplyDeleteBut does he have a tail?
ReplyDeleteHe does have a tail, but doesnt let it get in the way of his vision! Do I get the interview?
ReplyDeleteSome subtle editing going on here as the date of Mr Yao's run is corrected. Can we assume that the apparent typo in line 3 is therefore a subtle hint of a potential challenge by Mr. Yao to our award-winning (i.e. someone bought him a beer last week) hare raiser?
ReplyDeleteToo subtle for me, all over my head!Can;t even get the job to lay a run!!!
Delete[strikethrough]Over[/strikethrough] under qualified. Next!
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