Free dinner anyone?

Well! Just goes to show that boring old capitalist lackey doesn't know what he's talking about... because this Saturday, the SH3 34th birthday run will be from Tung Jaeng and will feature FREE DINNER (conditions apply: read the small print below). Just turn up on Saturday and register for this fabulous event at the all inclusive price of 60 Baht (excluding alcoholic beverages of all types) and you will be treated to not only a fabulous athletic experience but also, without any additional cost, the gastronomic feast of the century as chef Jeow creates a wonderful meal to rival all the other wonderful meals that we've had recently at  Tung Jaeng, while you enjoy entertainment* and free-flowing libations ** courtesy of the Hash.
*karaoke
**water - all other drinks are to be purchased from the beer truck or from Tung Jaeng or brought along at your own expense.
Details:
Songkhla Hash House Harriers' run #1792, Saturday October 24th 2015, 4:30 p.m. (this is an A-B run so please respect the temporal limitations or risk being stranded at the B site and forced to drown your sorrows in beer!)
Hares: Crackwurst, Only a Yolk, Meals on Wheels and Swings & Roundabouts with free technical adviser Harram (who has set more runs than the rest of 'em put together!)
Misdirections: From The Kao Seng intersection take the old Yala road for 11k and turn right at the Ang Thong intersection into the new Yala road for 1.4k to the Tung Jaeng restaurant on the left. (If you are coming from the Ko Yo intersection take the the new Yala road towards the Ang Thong intersection and take the final U turn (just before Ang Thong) and go back westwards for about 1.3k)

Small print: This offer applies only to those who were born on a day containing the letter A and in a month not beginning with the letter P. Additionally any person with 3 legs will be excluded (in fact will probably be physically ejected since they would be likely to be faster than the old farts who run this f***ing hash. Finally in order to qualify for this offer you must have attended a hash within the GM's living memory and/or be young, nubile and compliant or at least recognisably human and not suffering from a plague of warts.

Sunday's HH3 run will be set by Robocop and is from a run site in the road opposite Wat Poo Kgao Lom which is along the road to Ban Nai Lai (and not from near Wat Nam Noi Nok as previously advised). Map below: From Songkhla head down Poonakan from Wat Keoy Kloy for about 7k and turn left at the hash sign then follow the road for about 3k and turn right when indicated to do so.