Hi there lucky winner!
Yes you!
You have been selected as a lucky winner in our SH3 run#1561 lottery and will receive a share in the first prize of 1,000,000 Malawian Kwacha as long as you come to this week's run. Just turn up at the run and pay your normal registration fee and give the hare your personal bank account number, PIN number, E mail address and password, and your share of the 1,000,000 Kwacha first prize will be deposited in your account IMMEDIATELY! ( conditions may apply at the discretion of the promoter)
The Run details are:
SH3 run #1561, Saturday, May 7th 2011, 4:30 p.m.
Hare: Egghead
Misdirections: From the Ko Yo intersection take the old Hatyai road for 4k and turn left for about 8k, then right for about 1k to the run site on the left.
Sunday's HH3 run is on Saturday, as it were. Sadly for them they have decided to hold their tri-annual outstation run on the same day as SH3 are giving away all that money, so they won't be able to share in the prize; nah nah na nah na! We don't care! Bugger off to Kao Men (doesn't that mean smelly?) Resort and see if we care!
But if you aren't going to the outstation run please do come to the SH3 run and help us give away Malawi's annual defence budget. There'll be all the usual attractions: Long and short runs (well the long run will be quite short anyway),a free beerif Stick Insect buys a round, cordon bleu food after the run if you bring it and all the fun of the circle. What more could you ask for? (Don't answer that question!)
