Texas? Gone! California, disappeared into the Pacific (and good riddance! Bunch of pinko pooftie liberals!) The East coast? Nuked! What we're left with here is America; a pure land cleansed of all it's unecessary excess. The heartland. And what did it take? 6 pussies and 5 doggies loosely guided by an evil genius armed only with a GPS and Google Earth. Watch out Europe: you're next!
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