Chiaroscuro

There may be a photographic question on tomorrow's quiz but it won't be this one. Chiaroscuro (Italian for "light-dark") is an artistic technique using strong whites and blacks and not much in between. Or maybe it's just what happens when you drink a lot of beer and try to take photos late at night. Anyhow, three shots from the Khii Yang farewell last Sunday.

Beaver! Beaver! Beaver!

Plenty of beaver this weekend, if you like that sort of thing, with the amiable rodent setting both the quiz on Friday, and Saturday's SH3 run. Quiz details below, but Saturday's run will be:

Songkhla Hash House Harriers' run #1706, Saturday March 1st, 2014, 4:30 p.m.

Hare: Beavershot 

Misdirections: From the Ko Yo intersection take the old Hatyai road for 4.7k and turn left for 8k to Wat Khao Kloi. Turn right into Punnakan for about 5k to the intersection just before Wat Thung Ngai. Turn left and go 2.2k to the entrance to the Meditation Center. The run site is about 400m up that road.

Sunday's HH3 run is a quasi-pussy run with Moo Sahb, Happy Ending and Budokan combining with some doggies, a GPS and a technical advisor to set the run. the location is in the no-man's land between Sai Kao and Kao Lam: 

From Hatyai take a right at Nam Noi and go 12k then turn left as if heading for Khao Ron but bear right through the village after about 400m, then go for another 500m to the run site on the right. 

From Songkhla the most direct route is to turn right 11k up the old Yala road (after the junction with the new Yala road but before Tung Wang) and follow the road for about 2.2k, past Wat Khao Lam, then go across the crossroads and on for another 1k when the run site will magically appear on the left. Sex Sprinter's map for the lexically handicapped below which makes everything clear!

Finally, the quiz nite will take place on Friday the 0th of March, which means that it is not in February so Stick Insect can stop being boring and irritable and have a few beers!) and will be at the Office Bar at 8:00 p.m. Mein Quizmeister is Beavershot and the Hash team will thus be open to all-comers particularly as Softy will also be on his travels. Do come along and join in or just hang around and poke fun at us when we lose!

Farewell to Khii Yang

Most, but not all, of the throng who turned out at HH3 yesterday to say goodbye to Khii Yang (in yellow in the top row just right of center, holding a beer) before his return to Sri Lanka. And naturally that required a ridiculously vertical Robocop run, huge amounts of food, and ten cases of free beer. Click to see it BIG.

Enlightenment

1705: Democracy in action

1705 in all its 5k glory. Maximum height was a little over 200 meters and the total ascent about 290 meters so nothing too dramatic. The 3k short run hit 115 meters  with a total ascent of about the same, most of which was a fairly direct climb up the hill just after the two runs diverged so perhaps a mite more challenging and most of the long runners were back before most of the short runners, with the first in at 1 hour 5 minutes.
We welcomed new runner Jackson from Aberdeen and returners Goonie and Kan Kai. Flowerpot Man was bid a fond farewell and given his 100 run Tshirt. Egghead got his for 700 runs. Beaver and Yardo were iced respectively for off-paper running and snitching and Kii Leum for prefering and hour and half in the clutches of his dentist to getting to the site on time. Nothing else to report...

Oh ok there was a sort of erection at which only one position on the committee was changed - Softcock was appointed as On Sex as no one was sure who was elected last year. Otherwise it's an unchanged team: GM - Egghead, Hash Cash - Stick Insect, Hare Raiser - R2D2, Cultural Advisor - Sex Sprinter, Beer Bitch - Temporary Relief, Haberdasher - Only a Yolk, Nerd - Beaver. Have I forgotten anyone?

Dierectional dysfunction.

The directions to today's run should read:

From the Kao Saeng intersection take the old Yala road for 16k and turn right before Wat Kun Thong. Go 2.7k and turn left then follow the concrete road for 800 meters to the run site.

But if you want to go via the Ko Yo intersection, take the new Yala road and at the end turn right into the old Yala road then go about 6k and turn right before Wat Kun Thong. Go 2.7k and turn left then follow the concrete road for 800 meters to the run site.

Sorry!

Electile dysfunction - following in a great tradition

Choices? Who mentioned choices?
Think yourself lucky you get to vote at all!

Saturday is SH3 AGM day when, as long as we are not descended upon by mobs of protesters intent on frustrating our democratic instincts, we will elect a new or only slightly used GM to lead and inspire us as we go forward into our 32nd glorious year of ... (rhetoric failure - reset system) Anyway, by tradition, the erection occurs at 4:00 p.m after which the run time reverts to 4:30 for the hot season.
Details are:
Songkhla Hash House Harriers AGM and run #1705, Saturday February 22nd 2014, 4:00 p.m
Hares: Egghead and doggies
Missederections: From the Ko Yo intersection take the old Yala road for 16k and turn right before Wat Kun Thong. Go 2.7k and turn left then follow the concrete road for 800 meters to the run site.

Sunday's HH3 run is a goodbye run for Kee Yang who will be reluctantly leaving Thailand next week and returning to Sri Lanka. Pledges of beer and food were sought and given at last weekend's run so there will probably be an extended blow out at the run site and likely at Pii Lek's place afterwards. Details below.

OR: From the Ko Yo intersection take the old Hatyai road for 4.7k;
turn left for 8k, then right (at Wat Keow Kloi into Poonakan Rd.)
for about 8k then look for signs on the left to the runsite.

Don't miss it!

Just another wonderful weekend

Saturday's runs above: 1704 long in blue: 5.25k, max. height: 166m, total ascent 223m; the short run in green was about 4.8k as was full moon 107 in red. The full moon pack must have been one of the biggest we have managed since the inception of HFMH3 back in 2004. The official count is awaited but it seemed like there were 40-50 people on the trail, not including the auxiliary hares who removed about a kilometer of paper, but whose efforts were thwarted by the fortunate presence of the real hare, who even managed to guide the FRB's up the remnants of F3. No times available but none of the runs could have involved the pack in running for over an hour, excepting Stick Insect, whose directional sense let him down again as he hit the road just above the resort on the full moon run, but then opted to search for home in the direction of Wat Keow Kloy. Derrrr....
A splendid weekend's fun topped off by yesterday's clamber over the quarry behind the CPF factory. Full marks to the hares for some inspired paper laying at the bottom of the hill allowing the location of the in trail to be established during the search for paper at the first check, thus ensuring that when we came off the hill, we knew exactly where we were going. This do not however prevent Beavershot disappearing off the radar for half an hour in an abortive effort to locate paper a kilometer or so down the road away from the run site. Perhaps Sticky's directional failures are contagious!

Brainiac on the human gait

OK, so I had to call Brainiac anyway for some help with the upcoming quiz. Could he kindly answer a question that came up Saturday?

"What now?" he growled. Brainiac clearly doesn't think much of the topics that consume us as we swill our post-run beers.

"Is it true that humans are more efficient at walking than running?" I asked.

"Of course it is, you moronic humanoid. Who would have thought otherwise?"

"Well, since you ask, it was Stick Insect."

"Bah," he sputtered. "He's the one not drinking any alcohol this month?"

"That's right." I said.

"Then tell him to get back on it. He's losing it."

For a more precise answer, here is a graph showing energy consumption during walking and running at various speeds. The vertical axis is calories expended per mile per 100 lbs. of body weight. As you can see, the most efficient way to cover ground is walking at a pace of around 3.5 mph (roughly 5.5 kph).

This of course is opposite to most other large mammals, and is attributed mainly to the geometry of human feet. As one study put it, "the human gait adapted for efficient walking at the cost of efficient running."

And bicycles? On level ground, anywhere from three to five times more energy-efficient than walking. 

Maps

Confirmation of Saturdays double-run location (above) for the lexically challenged. Ditto for Sunday's HH3 run (below) which may prove to be a hang over run, as free beer has now been confirmed for the Full Moon H3 run on Saturday. Also confirmed is the availability of almost limitless possibilities for camping at the resort which opens onto a convenient area of rubber belonging to the resort's owner.